wereralph:

poison-siren:

Times change…

paper-mario-wiki:

snapscube:

Did some improv dub practice with @chongoblog and @paper-mario-wiki last night

you know when i was 6 i had a turtle

jesuismurphy:

jesuismurphy:

Imagine going to the Oracle at Delphi and it’s one of those days where her brain’s overshot the immediate future so all she’s doing is spouting no context memes.

Some Greek statesman: Great Oracle, will my city survive the attack from the Phoenicians?

Oracle, starring at the wall: They did surgery on a grape

korytroy:

“her race isnt an issue but isn’t starfire supposed to be orange.”

“okay but she looks like a ghetto crackwhore hooker in that getup”

kory in literally a bell bottom suit and mini-dresses with and w/o a fur coat.

multiple starfires from in the comics who are apparently modest as hell:

“k, well her hair was never like that in the comics or cartoon.”

“she doesn’t shoot actual fire, the writers are idiots.”

“whatever I didnt wanna say it but she isn’t supposed to be black.”

maneatinghermit:

Hey…hey…learn how to draw more then one face and body type. Draw fat people and big noses goddammit. Draw thin lips on women and thicker ones on men. Learn. How.

kytastro:

justiceforamydunne:

mustafar-acres:

beyonslayed:

orcbulge:

Our planet is getting so hot cause tom hardy is out here with those lips and ass

@justiceforamydunne

NEVER FORGET

fempuxk:

stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

whitedlamond:

Pink! There you are. Hello, Starlight - you certainly gave everyone a scare. They’re all just thrilled to see you safe and sound.

Steven Universe + One-eyed Imagery

cattgirl:

popokko:

cattgirl:

popokko:

the slain comrade:

his successor:

If you all start making rage comics but with emojis instead I’m going to start a war

this is your final warning.

moontxt:

weavemama:

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient